askthearchon:

plaguemarine:

reasonabledaemonette:

thousandsonssorcerer:

kumi-matsumoto:

thousandsonssorcerer:

kumi-matsumoto:

thousandsonssorcerer:

As Halifax steps through the portal into the Warhammer Fantasy Dimension. He much like all the others is greeted by ancient Terra, known to antiquity as Earth. It is a time of castles and swords, black powder and magic… Turning to the others as they stand alone in a field he sighs.

“Alright…

Kumi walks form the portal greeted with the sound of a “CRUSH!” underneath her foot. She examines the thing on her foot, it was a butterfly. Being the sadist she is, she smushed it repeatedly.

Halifax smacked Kumi in the back of the head as he walked past. “First thing I say and it’s the first thing you do. That shouldn’t change anything, but I will seriously put your ass back in the box if you keep it up Kumi. Straighten your ass out and follow orders!” 

“I didn’t even see the little bastard!” She shouted. She growled and foamed at the mouth with KHORNATE RAGE. Her foot steps on another one. “FUCK!”

Halifax pulled out the box. “One more fucking time Kumi and I swear to Tzeentch you go in the box and you’ll be lucky if I don’t forget your ass here.” 

“People eat insects – called “Entomophagy” it has been practiced for centuries throughout Africa, Australia, Asia, the Middle East, and North, Central and South America. Why? Because many bugs are both protein-rich and good sources of vitamins, minerals and fats.” Reasonable responded.

Vulcan gurgled in agreement. “We should find the daemonette and return to our dimension before we do any permanent damage. I am all for infecting and corrupting this time, but I do not wish to drastically alter ours.”

Vartamius follows Halifax with a hand in the hilt of his sword… “I don’t like this… I feel we’re being watched. Let’s find Mona quickly”

“I think we’ll be able to find her, Dark Eldar friend.” Reasonable responded with a reassuring smile. She accidentally crushes a butterfly with her foot. “Aww no! That is a rare species!”